i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
