half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We are two peas in an std pod
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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