so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
last night I used snow as a chaser
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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