what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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