Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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