He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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