she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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