Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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