You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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