just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
The ass gains better be worth it
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