Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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