I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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