My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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