Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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