What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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