I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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