:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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