Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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