That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Can i not drive my cunt home
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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