do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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