did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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