hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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