you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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