There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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