I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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