why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
