I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
should my penis look like a turkey
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
