Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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