i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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