How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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