If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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