Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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