I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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