dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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