May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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