It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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