Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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