Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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