there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
She just used a chaser for red wine.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I had to cum in my sink.
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