i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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