would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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