Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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