i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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