chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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