he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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