Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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