Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
