Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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