did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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