At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
